Beginning of the End

I believe that today maybe the beginning of the end in a chapter of my life. I can't say that I am too happy about it. It does mean some tough decisions I need to make in the coming days/weeks/months. So far, this year has been a very troublesome/problematic year. Not just with work or home , but in life in general. I think that sometimes I get taken advantage of cuz I am not a DICK. A jerk, a goof, or even a smartass, but not a DICK. Why is it that shitty things happy to nice people? Cuz they are not dicks. Now I may be a smartass when I am playing ball or hanging with friends, but they always know that if they have a problem they know who they can go to. What sux is if I vent ,which rarely happens, or have a problem they are used against me. What the F? Why is that? I don't have to bring up someone's past or wrong doings why do it to me. I'm not a perfect person. Never have been never will be. But I do try my best at things. At home, I can do what ever is needed, but that is not good enough. At work, I can be very accomidating to difficult situations that require me to take it in the ass, but it is never good enough. I'm not asking for pity or anything like that. I never will, a beer maybe but not pity. I just wonder that sometimes when these situations popped up that if I took my dosage of "FUKITOL" if people would then just leave me alone. Sometimes that is needed. So, for today I am taking my "FUKITOL" pill.

Be on the Look Out for the Shoe Polish Bandit

It's about 9:30pm and I hear a stirring in my bedroom and below is what I find. Somehow my lil' one got a hold of the shoe polish, the one with the foam pad on top, and decided to paint herself and the mouse and monitor. I was laughing so hard that I had tears.



Masked Bandit




Gene Simmons in training

Third shout out for the month

Happy Birthday Kiddo

My life right now in a blog

Let's see..... I just moved my freshwater aquarium from my kitchen to my living room. This has been taking most of my time. So far 4 days and counting. Can't wait to add the african cichlids into it. Nothing better after a hard day then sitting with my 2 year old and watching the fish swim about.

I can't wait for softball season to start back up. I made a deal with the wife when we got married that I would play form March through Sept and in the months of Oct and Nov play sparingly. Mostly, just charity tournaments. I am starting to get the itch to start running and throwing the ball around again.
I have also been listening to a lot of music. I just burned a new cd for my truck and I don't think it will leave any time soon. The play list is as follows .... 1) The Killers - Somebody Told Me
2) Green Day- Boulevard Of Broken Dreams 3) Take me out - Franz Ferdinand 4) Lenny Kravitz - Lady 5) Mixed Song not sure of name 6) 3 Days Grace - Just Like You 7) The Killers-Mr.Brightside 8) Linkin Park Vs. Jay-Z - Numb Vs. Encore 9) Greenday - American Idiot 10) U2 - Vertigo 11) Wake Up from Matrix 12) Disturbed - Stupify

Songs 1 -7 are the ones I listen to most. 1,3,6,7 all kick ass. This cd sooo helps with commute to and from work.

The latest book I am reading is Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy, 2nd time reading and I loving it. I am a very visual reader almost to the point that as I read I see a movie being played out. Tom's books have so much depth and character development that I just get wrapped up in them. Oh yeah I am also reading a book on Microsoft Project 2003. I know, I know not good reading, but I have to stay ahead of the bumbling idiots I support at work.

After all that I have 3 birthdays in my house this month, wifes and 2 daughters. Damn after Christmas I don't even get a financial reprieve. Then I have valentine's day next month and with 3 women at home broke again. Guess that is why in March for my birthday I take off on a solo tour of Vegas every year to play softball.

Oh yeah and then there is 24. Glad that is back on the tv. Love that show. On wed. Lost and Alias have my evenings. Thurs CSI. Can't miss that.

I think that is enough for now.

With all of these items there is plenty of beer to let the good times roll.

2nd Shout Out of the Month

Happy Birthday Drea

2 great lines

Beer commercials are great, but here are the 2 best lines. Course they are from the 2 beers that I drink the most. "..and the TWINS." "Brilliant!" Now if only Guiness and Coors Light could do a commercial with both of them in it.

Trying to figure this out

Why in the world would this be a bad thing? Invited parents over for lunch and football after church today. When I got home I started to clean the house. Started with living room first and then the bathroom. I was almost finished with the bathroom when all of a sudden my wife startd going off on me for inviting my parents over with the house a mess. I couldn't believe it. Here I was almost done cleaning the bathroom (which no one likes to do) and I get shiat for it. I even filled in holes in the living room walls from all of the screws and nails that my wife has used over the years for pictures. And I get shiat for that.

So, this is what I told her. I didn't say shiat fo rher inviting her sister over for tonight so why say anything about my parents. Hell she should be happy that I did. If I hadn't invited the parentals over then she would have had to clean the house by herself with no help from me. I would have spent the whole day drinking beer and watching football. Instead I miss most of the first game cleaning and going to the store for groceries. Ok the store thing was mostly cuz I was out of beer, but I did get other things. Why am I getting yelled at?

Who knows. I do know one thing though. for the rest of the playoffs she can clean the house by herself on Sunday. Cuz I ain't doing shiat. Well drinking beer and watching football are going to be the only things I do. I can't win, but at least if I get yelled at I can use my man's sixth sense of selective hearing while I am doing the things I enjoy. Oh well let's go Falcons. And Manning you suck. At least if you are going to break my boy Marino's record you can get the f'ing ring. Peace and I'm out.

Quick lil' shout out

Happy Birthday kiddo

2005 starts with a day off

I'm loving it that my company took the 3rd off for New Year's. It's great knowing that on a Monday I get to sleep in, well as long as my 2 yr daughter sleeps in. It's been a blast spending the day w/ my daughter. I never realized how smart this kid is until today. I can't believe how well she can communicate at such a young age.
Today when she woke up she walked over up to me in bed and said "Daddy I want eggs." BLew me away. Then she walks over to the refrigerator and brings me the gallon of milk so that I can fill her bottle. The funny thing is that when she takes it back she brings me "Daddy's bottle." (BEER). Hard to explain to the lil' one that Daddy doesn't need his bottle in the morning. But hey she is 2 and proving that she is trainable.
Later in the day, after we picked my oldest daughter from school, a couple of songs came on from the cd I was playing and she started to sing some of the words from the songs. It was classic when Eminem's song Just Lose It comes on and she goes "Ahahahah" right on cue. Then she started doing the Sprinkler. At that point I almost ha dto pull over I was laughing so hard. Damn this kid is going to be fun growing up.

New Year

To all of my friends have a great and safe New Year's. I have had a fantastic year with all of my friends as well as meeting new ones. I look forward to a fantastic 2005. I'm sure I will have some wild adventures with the friends that I have some stories to tell with the new ones I make. I promise that in 2005 I will write more. I swear I will.

Ta ta for now and bring on the booze cuz it's time to "party".

Spam and Spyware

My 2 biggest computer pet peeves.

First, spam. Hello did someone out there tell these people that I needed bigger boobs? I mean what is wrong w/ my rack? Wait I know. I"M not suppose to have a farking rack. Why the fark do I need a boob job? Come on now. How attractive would I be if I had a set of huge tatas and a penis. Nope sorry don't think so. I don't think I need to double my pleasure w/ boobs and a penis. Also, why is it that spammers think women need penis enlargements? Don't they need the penis first? And why would I want a woman 1) who has a penis and 2) has one that is bigger then me. Oh the humanity. I hope the person who started spam ends up with both boobs and a penis. Then maybe that person could get them both enlarged and get off me about mine.

Next farking spyware. Get your piece of shiat software off of my system. If I wanted someone or something to follow me I would get a dog or one of those boob jobs mentioned above. I wished I could find out who came up with this idea. If I did I would grab a few buddies and we would camp out on that person's lawn. Then party it up and follow the person around when they leave. Why not? That is what they are doing to me over the internet? And the makers of blazefind fark off you cacksuckers. Assholes crashed my system for 2 days. Not only was it bad to have to fix the damn thing, but then to hear about it from a nagging wife. I spit on you farktards. Peteewy.

Life Sux Today

Now I'm not normally down, but this week has totally sucked azz. I duuno why either. Well I do know why, but I'm not sure what to do about it. Ah the humanity. I need a vacation from life. Anyone want to go with? Should life really suck this bad? I mean I'm a pretty good person. I believe I'm fun to be around, handle my responsibilities, work well with others, and am pretty laid back. But why is it that others have toF things up? Well today I'm going to say fuck it. I will play ball tonight and then proceed to drink beer or jack and coke. I guess if life sucks ass it can't get worse with drinks. Right?

CL

Much thanks to the Queen of Blogs, CL. Thanks for the invite to the party. The place looked great and the drinks were perfect. Also, thanks for setting me up with your friends. Always looking to entertain others. Glad to know that your sis and man will never remeber my name. I hope there are no blackmail pix of me. Again thanks for the fun. The infamous single/double fisted Shaggy.

Feelin' a Lil Hostile today

At work we have a policy that allows you to bring dogs to the work place as long as they are on leashes. In my building there is this lady that brings in her dog everyday and just let's him roam free. I don't know how many times I have made comments out load regarding the dog being on a leash or at least with his damn owner. SO, today with most of management out on some lil' charity crusade, this chick thinks that her dog owns this place. F'ing thing is running around like this is a NASCAR course. Then I went into my printer room and found a nice pile of dog spew. So, I said that is the last straw. Shiatty thing is I love dogs, but that was it. So, I called HR and let them know. Now I have someone on the war path against me. Life is great. Fher and her rat dog. Get a man and get laid. Your dog is not your f'ing child.

Gotta love a good Beer game

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Classic Movie Quotes

I was just cruising the net, while watching the World Series game, and came across a site with movie quotes. Man there are so many out there, but as I was reading them I was busting up laughing. Some from the classics such as .... "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder." "Who's scruffy-looking?" Let's see if peeps can name the movie these lines come from and see if I can name them years from now. Starting off easy....


"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch." ok that was easy, but funny.

"Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am." Had to get that one in. It has my name.

"I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!"

"Gee, thanks, Dave. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same fuckers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are telling me They'll bail me out? Fuck you."

"You wanna get high man?"
"Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

"The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion. "
"It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."

The quote of all quotes and this is why I am a baseball freakin' nut ....

"Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come."

Ok World Series game is over. Damn Cards can't they score any runs? Maybe they need a midget in their locker room.

Queen of Blogs

To the great Cindy-Lou here is a blog dedicated to you. To the person who did her wrong and made her have to leave a hatefull post... I spit on thee. Don't mess with the Queen of Blogs. Cindy-Lou has a great following due to her writing skills, sense of humor, and the fact that she doesn't have any probs speaking her mind. Cindy-Lou don't let the lil people get you upset. We, your followers, will get your back. Cindy-Lou thanks for the entertainment you have given myself with all the good reading and laughs. Just remember 1 thing, if someone pisses you off grab the SILVER BULLET and let lifes lil worries just go away and all will be good again. Unless you have too many and a hangover sets in in the morning. Long live Cindy-Lou, Queen of Blog.

West Coast Morons

Now only to be PC here I would have to say something about west coast people.

Being in the hurricane was interesting. You could tell that my roomate and myself had neither been through one before or we were drunk. It was a combination of the 2. When the high winds hit we just walked outside in the middle of the rain and winds and started daring each other to do things. Taking soap outside and taking a shower in the rain and wind. Playing horseshoes at the beginning of the storm. Breaking the security tape so we could get into the resorts pools and hot tubs. All of this while dogging debrit and security. Then this city of Orlando had a curfew that lastest over 12 hours. Talk about cabin fever. But we made the best of it. One of our teamates showed up and the 3 of drank about 60 beers during the hurricane.
Locals were stocking up on water and necessities and we stocked up on alcohol, top ramen, and canned goods. Course with the canned goods we forgot that you couldn't cook them if the electricity went off. Mionor detail. Over looked though due to the left over pizza and beer we had. Great times and memories of Hurrcane Jeanne.

East Coast Morons

Ok so this last weekend I was in Florida for the USSSA C Division Worlds and there just happend to be a hurricane that goes through the state. The people there were way off their rockers. I had a couple of conversaions with some of the locals there and they just blew me away. They would usually start out the same way just normal chit chat about the hurricane and what they were doing to get prepared. Then I would make a comment saying that I was glad that I lived in California and only had to deal with an earthquake once out of 10 years. And these people would flip out. They would no way could they go through an earthquake and how they scared them. Let me see 4 hurricanes in the last month 0 earthquakes and they are scared of earthquakes.
Funny thing is I used to live in Fl for a few years and never went through a hurricane. then I show up for the biggest softball tourney of the year and there is a hurricane.

Quote of the Day

Winners make changes happen. Losers let things happen.